The Dark Side of Saint Patrick’s Day is the Real American Holiday
4 min readMar 17, 2021
The last thing any of us needs, especially in the age of the boring twenties, is a reason to drink.
On the 17th, many will wake up to guarantees. Twenty-somethings across the nation will be hugging porcelain, cops will be brawling, and not one snake(or druid) will be forced out of anywhere but a bar. The average American can’t tell you who won the…