Long Hot Night — Pick-your-own-adventure erotica

Guero Namara
87 min readFeb 28, 2021
Credit: The Thief Hotel & Bar, Oslo

Follow the adventures of Kay, a nubile young woman out for a night of salacious possibilities. Scenarios A, B, C, and D are listed at the bottom. Enjoy!

INT. Havana 59 Cigar Bar — Night

Open on a beautiful twenty-something woman sitting at the counter of a posh cigar bar. It’s difficult to comprehend, but she sits alone. No sweaty suitors or drunks too gone to clutch on to the modicum of manners they walked in with swarming her. On her feet she eclipses the average woman eye to eye. Appearance is paramount, her effort in the mirror is evident. Her makeup is professional-grade and her mantle is flawless. The mane most deems ‘hair’ is past her shoulder blades, two-tone and exquisite.

Two gold necklaces, one of a lock, one of a key calls her neck home. Classy black and gold earrings dangle from her perfectly symmetrical ears. Black leggings sprout from Doc Martens of the same hue, running up her legs and covering thick thighs that would be the prize of any real man. Her jean skirt is telling that while she values her appearance, she doesn’t take herself too seriously. The top wrapped around her torso has see-through sleeves and converges into opaque black fabric to mask the fun parts. She could hail from many places, but something unspoken that only the enlightened detect hints that she is foreign.

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Guero Namara

If Wes Anderson directed a porno, it would be my life story. Married to obscurity, obsessed with storytelling, in love with the truth.